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|Welcome to Bob's Diner|


|Da menyou|


  a lymerick, by [nc-17]
  .........Welcome to Bob's Diner,
      ain't no place finer!
      The food is good,
       we're always in tha 'hood,
      and [The Bad Turkey] is a whiner!




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Lunch:


1. Bob's special of the day: Sun. grilled cheese, Mon. leg of lamb, Tues. leg of bob, Wed. somthing we found on the street, Thurs. hamburger, Fri. tacos we stole from Taco Bell, Sat. you don't want to know. $4.19
2. hamburger & fries $4.00
3. uncooked ham (a live pig) $10.24
4. a bowl of fresh lard $3.49
5. texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6. think of the nastiest thing youv'e ever seen or smelled... nope, nastier... yup thats it! $5.99
7. raw chicken liver with a dog drool sauce. $7.82
8. La Ham and cheese $2.30
9. Bob's Mama $1 an hour
10. garfield's mama $0.50 an hour
11. sirloin $6.00
12. Sir. Loin (some British guy) £6.00
13. boiled Chef Zef $0.99
14. 3-legged lamb - whole: $10.00/ each leg: $2.00
15. fried Alley Gator $5.00
16. Plain poodle: $3.00/ Extra crispy poodle: $3.50
17. Poo Stew $2.25
18. Mashed tators and dressed up alligators $5.50
19. Woops, I sneezed... Oh well, might as well put it to good use... "snot sandwich" $1.25
20. Roasted n00b $4.00
21. Bloody Rock $1.50
22. Flattened road kill squirrel $4.75
23. Fresh n00b with blood crutons $4.50
24. [*FROWNYS*]'s soup $1.12
25. Turkey Jerkey $0.50
26. A Jerkey Turkey $5.00
27. YO MOMMA with a side of fries and a large soda $0.00
28. [rolo]'s special: Mouse burger and french flies all for just $2.50
29. a live giant squid $3.72
30. Corn-dog covered with chocolate $2.31
31. Micheal Jackson's nose $10.75
32. elf on the cob $5.50/whole elf $9.25
33. [Spit Fire]'s mole 500,000.00
34. An Orange Chicken ¥300.00
35. Ground beef Carl $3.25
36. The Deep Fried Moose Combo $6.99
37. [moon_fire]'s kitty.......$o.ooo9 per hour..
38. viagra pill $300
39. gobbler....?
40. a big fat bowl of ramen ¥800.00
41. hootchie cootchie $2.00
42. This is for [wiccan wolf] Burgers from McDonalds $1.00
43. Make Your Own Road Kill (Brought to you by MatchBox) $ 6.90
44. Deep Fried Squirrel Quesadea $ 1.50
45. [gothic vampire];s mom....[offer any price you want....shes sleasy....umm....I mean easy]



Breakfast:

1. Shakin' Bacon $1.50
2. Godzilla Eggs $1.20
3. Hash Browns $1.00
4. Hash Greens $1.00
5. Texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6. French Toast (This isn't actually from France either) $3.50
7. French Fries (nope, still not from france...) $1.50
8. French Bread (NOT FROM FRANCE!!!) $1.25
9. Cornflakes with catsup $1.22
10. Omlette with marshmallow creme inside $3.33


Dinner:

1. [nc-17]'s squeegey $0.10
2. DUSTIN'S MAMA and a condomn......we'll pay you...take it,we don't want "it".....
3. Sasmooko's Shoe $1.75
4. A leg [wiccan wolf] didn't want $Shoot something, or someone
5. Taco with cherries in the meat sauce $4.11
6. Chili with Junior Mints $2.45
7. Beef jerky with marshmallow creme $1.00
8. Clam chowdah with Oreos $2.35
9. Steak and Skittles $9.55
10. Chicken McNuggets in chocolate sauce $2.39
11. Peanut-butter and mayonnaise sandwich $0.99
12. Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken grissle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce $5.24
13. Donut and squid casserole $1.34 a slice
14. Cheese ravioli with rasins and chocolate sauce
15. Orange marmalade on Spam $Gargle with mayonaise
16. Hamburger topped with soy sauce, mayonnaise, and vanilla ice-cream (known affectionately as "The Booger Burger") $2.25
17. Cottage Cheese Ketchup soup, with fresh mint and chocolate chips $1.02
18. A sandwich of mayonaisse and Cheetos between two thin-mint Girl Scout cookies $0.05


Dessert:

1. brownie-a-la-mode $2.00
2. crap-a-la-commode $2.00
3. artichoke pie $1.50
4. "cheese cake" (literally made of cheese) $1.75
5. Iced ice $0.50
6. Glazed rocks $0.75
7. Punkin Pie (full of fresh baked punks...) $2.00
8. Rake Cake (wanna do somthing special for your hard working rake for it's birthday? get this!) $1.75
9. n00b-a-la-blood $2.00
10. "Cow Pie" $2.00
11. Strawberry popsicle with ranch dressing $1.00
12. Lime jello with bacon bits $1.00
13. Fudge bars with little bits of corn inside, topped with carrot shavings $0.50
14. Chocolate-covered shrimp $3.47/lb
15. Magic-Shell-covered shrimp $4.47/lb
16. Starburst with garlic spread $take [The Bad Turkey] hostage
17. Carmel-coated lima beans $2.57/lb
18. Smores made with hamburger patties $1.01
19. Candy corn smothered in barbeque sauce with fresh dill and mayonnaise $2.30
20. Jelly nachos $1.11
21. Sauerkraut and tapioca pudding, topped with kidney beans $0.99
22. Peach marmalade with anchovies $0.89


Drinks:

1. anything we can liquify in the blender $1.00
2. snot $1.00
3. urine $1.00
4. "mystery meat juice" $1.00
5. liquid lard $1.00
6. Sausage milkshake $1.00
7. goat milk $1.00
8. watered down tea $1.00
9. Turkey Milk $1.00
10. A Pint of Blood $0.50
11. A Quart of Blood $1.00
12. Rat Milk $1.00
13. Snow Coco $1.00
14. [gothic vampire]'s Coffee $1.00
15. warm jello (it liquifies!!) $0.44
16. Pickles and milk $1.00
17. Tang and Quik $1.00
18. A latte with shredded tuna $5.00


Appetizers:

1. half a cracker $1,000,000
2. Bloody Rock $1.50
3. [moon_fire]'s (very little) Brain $2.00
4. Carmel-coated lima beans
5. [nc-17]'s intelligence (not a very big meal...) $0.25
6. Slice of maggot cheese $1.50
7. Tumble Weed $1,000.01
8. [wiccan wolf]'s big toe $0.0000000000001
9. [gothic vampire]'s finger $0.05
10. Crickets (a bowl full) $0.50
11. "Eye Rolls" $1.50
12. Corn on the toes $1.50



JOIN BOB'S DINER!!!

You got served! At Bob's Diner that is!
   
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Don't see sumthin ya like on da menu? Well, add to it!


RULES: nothing sanitary



STAFF:

STAFF PICS

FOUNDERS: [Sir Soapy] and [The Bad Turkey]
MANAGER: [nokaredes]
CHEF: [PixieStickChick] (Chef Steph)
BATHROOM JANITOR: [Sir Soapy] A.K.A. [nc-17] and [n-c17](ya might wana hold it til ya get home!)
VICE MANAGER: [The Bad Turkey] (or so he claims)
CASHIER: [Kuro Neko](check your money twice if ya know what i mean)
FOOD TESTER: [nokaredes], of course, of course ^_^
WAITOR: [gothic vampire]
WAITRESS: [wiccan wolf]
PUBLICIST: any person who is willing to wear a billboard-shirt.
"KNUCKLEHEAD": [nokaredes]

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THIS "DINER" IS OWNED AND OPERATED BY [nokaredes] ('Tastes just like chicken!')

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2005-02-05 [The Bad Turkey]: sup ho?!

2005-02-05 [nokaredes]: what else do I have to change to fit CH?

2005-02-05 [The Bad Turkey]: all the links... ooo... new counter! I was going to get a red one for Bob's Diner... on elftown...

2005-02-05 [The Bad Turkey]: *fiddles with the counter*

2005-02-05 [The Bad Turkey]: there... better... I think...

2005-02-05 [The Bad Turkey]: yup... it's workin' right...

2005-02-05 [nokaredes]: I'm gonna fix some of the numbers now.

2005-02-05 [The Bad Turkey]: riiiiiiight...

2005-02-05 [nokaredes]: unless I fall asleep first.

2005-02-06 [nokaredes]: my Bob's Diner is better than yours!! ^_^

2005-02-07 [The Bad Turkey]: *shoots you*

2005-02-08 [nokaredes]: *shoots you*

2005-02-08 [nokaredes]: hey [The Bad Turkey]...look at number 16 in Desserts...

2005-02-10 [Sir Soapy]: wow......first person here today....*eats ramen*...

2005-02-11 [The Bad Turkey]: *looks at number 16* WHAT?!

2005-02-11 [nokaredes]: hehe...

2005-02-11 [nokaredes]: maybe, just maybe, someone would like to order starburst covered in garlic spread? Emily?

2005-02-11 [The Bad Turkey]: riiiiiiight...

2005-02-11 [nokaredes]: lol...this wiki is slow...I should do some advertising on ET now that you can't delete my comments!!

2005-02-16 [nokaredes]: wootwoot!! this wiki got advertised on everything good!!

2005-02-26 [nokaredes]: gee, this wiki is slower than the one at ET...maybe I should talk to myself here too!

2005-02-27 [jfd]: haha everyone needs 2 eat - advertise more

2005-02-27 [nokaredes]: Where?

2005-03-11 [nokaredes]: We're nominated on the Myaustreet! Yay!

2005-03-11 [The Bad Turkey]: nothing else was nominated though!!!

2005-03-13 [nokaredes]: well, that helps...

2005-05-08 [nokaredes]: Someone should talk here, or something...especially considering ET is down again. >.>

2005-06-25 [The Bad Turkey]: riiiiiight... *hasn't been here in, literally, ages*

2005-06-25 [nokaredes]: *hasn't either*

2005-06-25 [The Bad Turkey]: Hmm... this place looks better than I remember it! Good thing I don't remember it...

2005-06-25 [nokaredes]: *blinkblink*

2005-06-25 [The Bad Turkey]: *waves shaver around* Don't make me shave off those eyebrows again!

2005-06-25 [nokaredes]: I'll get yours first...!

2005-06-25 [The Bad Turkey]: eeek! *hides in the oven*

2005-06-25 [nokaredes]: ...smart.

2005-06-25 [The Bad Turkey]: *hopes this oven is just like the one on ET* ...broken.

2005-06-25 [nokaredes]: *has never tried it* *doesn't know whether to hope it's broken or not* O_o

2005-06-25 [The Bad Turkey]: *replaced the oven on ET with the clone-o-matic*

2005-06-29 [Serenity]: what ever

2005-07-01 [nokaredes]: uhm...hello, Serenity!

2005-07-01 [nokaredes]: Oh, Serenity, you're from the forum! Sunrose and you got into a fight...

2005-07-01 [The Bad Turkey]: sounds thrilling...

2005-07-01 [nokaredes]: *glares*

2005-07-01 [The Bad Turkey]: he he...

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: *imports Nestea into B's D* (that wasn't supposed to rhyme)

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: suuuure it wasn't...

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: I'm juggling some cans of it right now...! :D

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: I can do that, because they're not carbonated and won't explode. ^___^

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: you can juggle?!

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: well...two...but I'm going to try three when my mom isn't home ;P

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: *smacks head* I wanna see that!

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: ...what? me kill myself with Nestea?

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: Not that!

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: what then?

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: *shrugs* ...your pretty face!

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: ...nah...

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: riiiiiiight... I don't think I own anymore Bob's Diners...

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: ...You don't own this one!

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: exactly...

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: u_u

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: . . .

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: 4132 ^____^

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: wh-what?!

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: last member. ;P ...[13bloodthirsty13 acdc] = [13bloodthirsty13] O_o

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: so I see... hey! I'm friends with [13bloodthirsty13] on elftown!

2005-07-20 [The Bad Turkey]: ...even though I don't know who he/she is...

2005-07-20 [nokaredes]: O_o

2005-07-22 [nokaredes]: *pokes B's D with a stick*

2005-07-22 [The Bad Turkey]: *it hisses*

2005-07-22 [nokaredes]: Eep! ...there are 5 watchers...

2005-07-22 [The Bad Turkey]: what?! that's almost the entire population of cathug!

2005-07-22 [nokaredes]: nuh uh! there are 821 active CatHuggers!

2005-07-22 [nokaredes]: soon I shall replace all of the ET users' menu-items...

2005-07-22 [The Bad Turkey]: hmm... you're a better manager than me... I haven't changed the special picture in nearly a year! ...and Bob's Diner is almost a year old...

2005-07-22 [nokaredes]: *gasp* there are other pictures?!

2005-07-22 [The Bad Turkey]: *nods in shame* pixiestickchick made them...

2005-07-22 [nokaredes]: ......

2005-07-22 [The Bad Turkey]: hmm... *goes off to make another song parody*

2005-07-22 [Kittie Corpse]: Umm...Wow..

2005-07-26 [nokaredes]: *grin*

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